Yesterday I had my DMV moment. Renewed my license and with it received a new picture. I usually don't give a rats ass about the pic. It's not like anyone is going to see it except for the police officer that wants to see my license along with my registration and proof of insurance. After all, I'm too old to be carded anymore. So, why should it bug me this time? Because, I look like I just ate a triple, triple ( In-N-Out lingo for a triple cheese burger) and had the whole damn thing still in my mouth like a fuckin squirrel! Now, keep in mind that I am not a vain person. I know that I am no chiseled jaw, ripped, Calvin Klein model. Not even close. But I didn't think that I am a total fat ass either. They say that the camera adds ten pounds....LIARS....IT ADDS FIFTY!
Needless to say that I spent the whole day wanting to shove my finger down my throat at the sight of food( just kidding ). So....wanna guess what my New Years Resolution is? Damn it..... 5 years in a row that this resolution takes the #1 spot........... SHIT!!!!
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have you seen my chipmunk cheeks in my pic? You should feel better after you see them ;)