Well, not really. Truth is I don't care if you're disappointed or not. I'm not going to RANT because it is New Years Day. It is a time to start fresh, to look at life in all its glory with a new pair of sun glasses. After all, the future is so bright I gotta wear shades!
The fact of the matter is today is the first day of a new year and as such, many people are laying around in a dark, cool room trying their best not to bolt for the bathroom. They don't want to have to go into the bathroom because that is where their friend is, curled up in a fetal position, on the floor next to the toilet. To you I say "job well done"! You were successful in making sure that the first 12 hours of the new year didn't exist in your mind! Excellent!!! One small problem....technology! That is right, oh speaker of slurred speech! While you were up on the bar, dancing you little heart away, your friends ( and some guy we don't know who regularly posts things on youtube ) had their phones out recording every precious moment for posterity! As a matter of fact I'm watching it on youtube right now! Whaaaooooo.....that had to hurt when you dove off the bar. Judges score? 9.2, 9.5, 9.5, 10, and a 5.7...( last judge was russian). Impressive! To you I give a tip of the hat!
So....being that it is national recovery day and there isn't much thinking going on beyond " I think I gotta throw up". Lets make Jan. 2nd a day that we consider what we will do with this new year. Lets be kind and thoughtful. Considerate and grateful. Giving and caring. Most of all...Lets give a shit about our world and all thats in it. Lets try to make it just a little bit better....what do ya say? You in?
OOOOPPPSSSS..... did I go on a rant? My bad!
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