Why, you ask? Let me tell you why. Mostly because the asshole, who just told me not to judge, just made a judgement about me the second before those fuckin' words left their mouth. They judged what I said and considered it worthy of that fucked up and hypocritical response. Do you see what I'm saying here? Wait...it gets even better. Not only did they judge me and what I said but from the moment they woke up they have been making judgements about people all day. I will play out a day....a day like any of us might have and you tell me if I'm crazy or if I made my case. Fair enough?
Wake up...."Oh it's going to be a beautiful day". Do the normal grooming and crap. Proceed to the car. Husband or wife parked to close thereby making it hard to get in said car, utters the word "idiot"....ding..ding..ding JUDGEMENT....lets continue........... Backs car out of driveway and almost runs over a jogger...utters the word "asshole"....ding ding ding JUDGEMENT.....continue on, oh person of the Don't Judge.................. While stopped at a traffic light, looks at car next to them, sees a man picking his nose, pulling out a rather tasty morsel and says "ewwwwwww gross.... he is gross!". Once again we should remind ourselves that judging is wrong....ya right. But I digress....shall we continue?............ Arrives at restaurant to have breakfast with a friend. Sits at table and a rather large waiter appears to take the order. First thing in Mr./ Miss Dont Judges head? "Fuckin ey he is fat!". Lets please try to remember that this person does NOT like it when others judge........At this point lets skip ahead to night time. Ah yes.....night time. After a full day of being non-judgemental we find Mr/Miss Don't Judge in bed with their significant other. What do you imagine that this , oh so great, person of the non judging type is thinking right now as his/her significant other is making what he or she thinks is mad passionate love to him or her? Well, lets take a look inside that beautiful mind of his/her.....wait..I have a better idea.....you look inside your own beautiful mind and try to come up with something that IS NOT a judgement( good or bad ).
Look, judgements are made all the time. We judge guilt, innocence, appearance, intelligence, sexiness, power, wealth, importance, actions, ability, etc..etc..!
The point I'm trying to make, kiddies, is that each and everyone of us make judgements about others all day long. As a matter of fact, the most severe and positive judgements are the ones we make on our friends and family.
The whole point of this blog is to judge. So to the jack ass that tells me " Don't Judge" I say "Fuck you hypocrite". I will judge who I want, when I want, how I want, because I am human and thats what a human does moron.
To all my followers.....wait.....I don't have any yet cuz you ...yeah ,YOU ASSHOLE(judgement).....haven't clicked on that little word that says FOLLOW on the right side of the screen....fuckin idiot.........
anywho.....to you I say, Go forth and Judge. Judge because it makes you human and, after all, being human is a pretty damn good gig!
Until next time....rant and roll mofo's
lol good one, I approve
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